There’s a young man who lives down Osprey way
He’s a young man who’s got something to say
He is well known in the great SCA
As a man-who-knows-what’s-happening
This man is no slouch on the field
He is handy with a sword and a shield
When he hits you, he can sure ring your bell
But he’s best-known-by-the-nickname….
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You know this man is called Morgan Lamae
He wears pink garb, he’s called Morgan Lamae
He’s the sequined scourge of the seven seas
And his crew all wear padded knees.
You better smile when you say Morgan Lamae
He’s the puce Pirate, he is Morgan Lamae
He’s shaves is head, ‘cept for one little patch
That looks remarkably like a snatch
Keeper of the cherry arnoir
He has traveled to places afar
A sequined cover, arranged on his shield
His pokey-will-make-you-yield
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Morgan is a pirate reknown
His favorite tune is “Blow the Man Down”
Magenta Marauder, another name is called
So be-careful-when-you-call-him.
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